i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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