I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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