Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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