yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He felt like a one man threesome
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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