Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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