My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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