would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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