Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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