Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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