Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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