You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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