I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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