Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
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