so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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