Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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