Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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