it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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