He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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