i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize
