this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
