Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
she smelled like a LAN party
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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