I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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