What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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