Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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