It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
