Im at strip club and am horny
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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