Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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