he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I have already put on my inside pants.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
