hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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