you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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