well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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