your thong is hanging out like whoa
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
i out mim tonsoeep
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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