I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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