I'm drive I can fine osifer
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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