Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
