All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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