Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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