it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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