it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
my poor anus
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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