I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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