My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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