? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
You were trust falling into bushes
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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