whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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