Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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