WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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