I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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