I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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