it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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