I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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