Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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