i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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