The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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