Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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