He is such a slut. More and more my type.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I want a musical about memes.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
